Spiderman Soup By Thalia

Add in a spider, then a man. Put in some DEN DEN DEN (that helps it to get scary). Pour in half a cup of gravy (to help him grow). Choose a web from the laundry. Put all in a bowl and mix well. Put it in front of the heater unitl Spiderman pops out stinking like gravy. If he doesn't stink, do it again. Eat!